What kind of reader are you?

Over at the Atlantic Wire, there's an article about the different types of book readers. Check out part 1 and part 2.

I actually fit two types: The Book Basher (my books get dinged up a lot, not least because I read while eating and carry lots of books around in my bag) and the All-the-timer/Compulsive/Voracious/Anything-Goes Reader (for reasons which are evident to anyone who knows me).

What kind are you?