On the way in to work today, I was listening to the classic/album rock radio station, as usual. I was annoyed when a song came on that actually makes me angry: America's "Horse With No Name." Specifically, the line "there were birds and plants and rocks and things."
Things? THINGS?? All of the nouns in the English language to choose from and they couldn't think of just one more for that verse? Zero points for effort! Not to mention losing points for shamelessly ripping off Neil Young.
But then AC/DC's "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" came on next and made me feel much better.